Stand acasa si neavand ce face, am inceput "sa surfez prin blogosfera"(m-am dat dracu')si in pelerinajul meu prin aceasta pseudolume captivanta,am dat de un asa numit test "tag". Cred ca am mai vazut ceva de genul asta pe hi5'ul cuiva, si am zis sa il iau si eu mai
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- Available: DA
- Age: 20
- Annoyance: SOSETELE UDE, VARZA CALITA, cacarezele de oaie, pantofii lacuiti la trening, perciunii taiati din loc in loc si floacele pe post de halaciuga, manelele si mai ales manelele remixate, animalele care vorbesc tare la telefon pe strada, profesorii de informatica, ciorile(animalele-pasarile...alea negre de fac "cra-cra"), ploaia mocaneasca, oamenii care se baga in seama singuri, sa merg cu ratb'u vara(pfff), rozu,verdele tipator,tot ce e strident, vorba multa si proasta, glumele rasuflate, stereotipurile, oamenii ingusti la minte, vanzatorii cu aere de superioritate(mm), cozile, sa am de-a face cu statu- tot ce tine de acte,hartogaraie,cacat(du-te de la camera 1546 la camera 4628, du-te sa-ti semneze pulea-spataru s.a.m.d.), paru de pisica, mustata la fete, ouzo, ciorbele mamii(cu morcovi nefierti si leustean)
, frigu, jegu de pe picioare cand umbli vara in papuci, garoafele, imbulzeala de la biserica de Inviere, ingamfatii, jandarmii de cartier, cersetorii insistenti care daca vad ca nu primesc nimic te injura, fruntile mari, grataru' de 1mai, ciocatele, angajatii la banci, "pisi", paru' slinos, monedele de 1 si 5 bani(useless), gestu de a arunca ceva pe jos cand ai tomberonu la 2 metri in fata, ciorba de burta, copiii care se cred "emo", jocul de table, fleoshcaiala dupa topirea zapezii, animalele calcate de masini, umbrelele cu spite rupte, cariile, revistele glamorous 
, [daca tot continuu o sa umplu pagini intregi, ma opresc aici azi 
].- Allergic: LA PROSTIE...HEADSHOT
- Animal:
- Actor: Adam Sandler
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- Beer: [bir] blanuri si galbeni, in rest doar la butoi
- Birthday/Birthplace: in fiecare zi e ziua mea
- Best Friends: n'am
- Body Part on opposite sex: BUZE,OCHI,SANI
- Best feeling in the world: VACANTA,CARAIBE,TOLANIT PE O PLAJA LA APUS,FARA GRIJI
- Blind or Deaf: FARA PAR PE MAINI
- Best weather: MAI-IUNIE(CALD FARA SA FIE SUFOCANT SI VANTUL MAI BATE USOR DIN CAND IN CAND)
- Been in Love: ELE CREDEAU CA DA
- Been bitched out: RIGHT...
- Been on stage: LIFE IS LIKE A STAGE AND WE ARE THE ACTORS
- Believe in yourself: CUM
- Believe in life on other planets: DESIGUR
- Believe in miracles: "YES,YES I DO BELIEVE IN MIRACLES"
- Believe in Magic: DUPA 2-3 BERI
- Believe in God: NU PREA
- Believe in Satan: NEAH
- Believe in Santa: DAP..TRE SA O VIZITEZE LUNAR SI SPER SA NU FACA SURPRIZE
- Believe in Ghosts/spirits: MAI ALES IN CELE REINCARNATE IN ANIMALE
- Believe in Evolution: IDEM BELIEVE IN GHOSTS
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- Car: CU BOI - NICOLAE GRIGORESCU
- Candy: CE CAUTA ASTA AICI?
- Color: ROSU
- Cried in school: DIN DRAGOSTE PENTRU FIZICA
- Chocolate/Vanilla: CARAMEL
- Chinese/Mexican: MEXICANA AI-IAI-AI !!!
- Cake or pie: COKE
- Countries to visit: Burkina Faso, Burundi, Comoros, Djibouti, Eritrea,Kiribati,Lesotho,São Tomé and Príncipe, Togo, Tuvalu.
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- Day or Night: PE'NSERAT'
- Dream vehicle: PEGAS INARIPATUL
- Danced: DA
- Dance in the rain: DA
- Dance in the middle of the street: DA
- Do the splits: DARE ME
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- Eggs: 2OUA
- Eyes: 2OI
- Everyone has: EYES
- Ever failed a class: CLS.1 LA TREN
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- First crush: ALEXANDRA UNGUREANU
- Full name: FULL HAND
- First thoughts waking up: "-TRECI INAPOI IN PAT?"
- Food:
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- Greatest Fear:
- Giver or taker: TAKER
- Goals: NIRVANA
- Gum: ORBIT...DROPS
- Get along with your parents: IMPARTIM JOINTU'
- Good luck charms: O LABA DE IEPURE CA BRELOC
{AM TOT ASTEPTAT CEVA LEGAT DE "G", DEZAMAGITOR}
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- Hair Colour: FUCSIA CU PICATZELE TURCOAZ IN DUNGI OCRU
- Height: [HAIT]
- Happy: NICE2MEET U2
- Holidays: VACANTA DE TOAMNA
- How do you want to die: NU VREAU SA DAU
DOAR SA IAU, AM ZIS MAI SUS CA SUNT "TAKER"...THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS 
- Health freak: SEX FREAK
- Hate: [HEIT]
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- Eye colour: CAPRUI
- Hair Color: BRUNETA SAU SATENA
- Height: [HEIT] THAT'S A HATTRICK
- Clothing Style: NO CLOTHES
- Characteristics: 90-60-90
- Ice Cream: ALL OVER HER
- Instrument: MINE, OF COURSE
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- Jewelry: UN BELCIUG IN NANAU
- Job: HANDJOB,BLOWJOB
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- Kids: VEZI M.J.
- Kickboxing or karate: KUNG FU (PANDA)
- Keep a journal: SE PUNE BLOGU'?
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- Longest Car Ride: CU 30'U PANA LA UPG LA PRANZ
- Love: LA ASA AGLOMERATIE, UN GANG BANG
- Letter: VOCALE IN GENERAL
- Laughed so hard you cried: DE PREA MULTE ORI
- Love at first sight: OGLINDA
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- Milk flavour: LAPTE DE CAPRA
- Movie: SCARY MOVIE 2
- Mooned anyone: MOON ECLIPSED EVERYONE
- Marriage: @FERNANDO..."-TAMPITULE!!"
- Motion sickness: AFECTIUNI ALE AXONILOR PROXIMALI AI MOTONEURONILOR ASOCIATE FRECVENT CU FASCICULATII (SUNA DESTUL DE NASPA)
- McD’s or KFC: BURGER KING
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- Number of Siblings:
BRO- Number of Piercings: IN AFARA DE BELCIUGU DIN NANAU, ALEA DIN SFARCURI SI BILELE DE PE PULA, CRED CA MAI AM UN DIAMANT IN URECHE( E FAKE DA' LE INNEBUNESTE PE FETE)
- Number: FA TU SOCOTEALA
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- Overused Phrases: “UITE-O CIOARA! 1-0”
- One wish: PEACE AND LOVE FOR THE EARTH
- One phobia: ACAROPHOBIA
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- Place you’d like to live: CARAIBE
- Pepsi/Coke: MIRINDA
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- Quail: MANIPUR BUSH-QUAIL, PERDICULA MANIPURENSIS
- Questionnaires: AUTO
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- Reason to cry: NAOMI
- Reality T.V.: MY OWN LIFE
- Radio Station: RADIO SHANTZ
- Roll your tongue in a circle: RIGHT ROUND WHEN I GO DOWN
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- Song: DAN ANDREI - BALADA CONDUCATORULUI (BOOLA REMIX)
- Shoe size: 10.0 US
- Sushi: MUSHI-MUSHI
- Skipped school: DA
- Slept outside: NU,MI-E FRICA DE CAPUSE(VEZI FOBIILE)
- Seen a dead body: DA
- Smoked: DA
- Skinny dipped: DA
- Shower daily: VARA
- Sing well: BARITON
- In the shower: LA FILARMONICA MUNICIPALA
- Swear: "JUR
- Stuffed Animals: CURCANI DE 8 SEPTEMBRIE
- Single/Group dates: SUNTEM ATATIA FRATI SI SURORI,DECI CAM 3-4 CURCANI
- Strawberries/Blueberries: CU NEBUNELE MERG CA UNSI
- Scientists need to invent: ELEFANTI CU GAT DE GIRAFA, ARIPI DE FAZAN, OCHI DE LIBELULA SI PICIOARE DE GAZELA
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- Time for bed: CHIAR E ASA IMPORTANT SA VB. DSPR, PATU MEU?
- Thunderstorms: E REZISTENT LA FULGERATURI, L-AM BOTEZAT CHIAR FULGERICA CEL VITEAZ
- Touch your tongue to your nose: EU NU, FULGERICA POATE
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- Unpredictable: CA O TORNADA
- Under the influence: NU, CA MA DUC
- Understanding:
MAI GREU 
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- Vegetable you hate: LEUSTEANU'
- Vegetable you love: COUCH POTATO
- Vacation spot: CARAIBE
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- Weakness: SUNT INDOLENT
- When you grow up: I'LL BE OLD
- Which one of your friends acts the most like you:
- Who makes you laugh the most: PRIETENU DE MAI SUS
- Worst feeling: FRUSTRAREA, MIE NU-MI IESE CHIAR ASA BINE CA LUI
- Wanted to be a model: VROIAM DAR MI-A LUAT-O INAINTE
- Where do we go when we die: NE REINCARNAM
- Worst weather: URAGANU'
- Walk with a book on your head: EU SI AIA CU COSURILE DE 20KG DIN AFRICA
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- X-Rays: X-MAN
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-Year it is now: 2009
-Yellow:
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- Zoo animal: LEMURUL
- Zodiac sign: OPIUCHUS
LAST PERSON WHO…
1. Slept in a bed beside you?: FULGERICA
2. Last person to see you cry?: MY COW
3. Went to the movies with you?: JOHN DOE
4. You went to the mall with?: O STUDENTA LA LIMBI
5. You went to dinner with?: ACEEASI STUDENTA, PRIETENA EI NE-A INSOTIT
6. You talked to on the phone?: *222
7. Made you laugh?: VACA MEA A INCERCAT SA O IA PE MAIMUTA LA CONCURSU DE SCHIMONOSELI (LU' FULGERICA I-AU SARIT ARCURILE)
GATA!!!
GEEZ...MA SIMT DE PARCA AS FI FOST CENTRUL SPIRALEI OMENESTI A LU' BIVOLARU!
SALVE !!
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